Murphy

I snoozed until 3 this afternoon and I woke up feeling groggy. Let me apologize in advance for my vulgar honesty because... I just want to say my {cyclic} cramps are killing me! I'm dying. Literally. I couldn't fall asleep last night so I ended up watching my k-drama on the couch and crying by my lonesome. Then the dvd player decided to be an ass and it started to skip. So I crawled back in bed only to get tortured by the monster lurking in my abdomen. I kept squirming around to find a comfy position. But all is lost, I resorted to being a pill popper. I usually don't like taking aspirin but because I was dying I had to.

I didn't know how thirsty I was until I drank two whole glasses of water unoticed. I stood in the kitchen for awhile listening to the buzz of the fridge. That is until something great and familiar started to call to me. Yes sadly the lure of the interweb got to me again. Oh facebook I just can't resist you. I really can't lol. To my surprise I wasn't alone. There were quite a few people that were in the same situation as me. Take Michael Molvik for example. He's not dying from cramps like I was but he's battling his urge to play WoW. He was also contemplating whether to tell his gf about this new passion of his (I wonder if that was meant to be kept as a secret? Haaha). I love that guy and as usual our conversations are as strangely pleasurable and unsettling at the same time. I was also able to talk to an old friend from Hong Kong. The last time I talked to Jean Paul was 8 years ago (: so that was nice. And of course Janice and I are always doing the same things in the wee hours of the morning.

I was properly entertained until facebook informed me that I exeeded my limit in sending messages on fb chat. What the...?! So there I was... amazed at how cruel the world is. Anyway I chose to give sleeping another shot. I thought to myself "hey I should probably start fixing my horrible sleeping habits before college starts." And so I did.

So back to the story. Like I've mentioned I woke up late today. I brushed my teeth, pulled my hair up, and continued organizing and packing my stuff. I've been trying to sort all my things out for almost a week now. I just want to finish doing this so that I'll have time to spare towards the end of the month. The progress is good :) I've estimated that I'll probably be done by thursday of this week if I keep this going an hour or two everyday. Around 6 in the evening Abi and I watched reruns of Punk'd. All of a sudden the doorbell rings.

I love how the doorbell always makes me want to pee my pants. Abi and I ran to random, separate rooms and locked the doors. My mom on the other hand is as clueless as ever and walks over to the door as she wonders where the hell we were. Suckaaaa I waited a bit and still I didn't hear the knob turning or people greeting each other? Instead I'm deafened by my mom knocking at my door telling me to open the front door because she's not dressed for the visitors. I was like, "What?! No! I'm not dressed either!" But of course she's the Madame and I'm the obedient child... damn.

It turns out that our neighbor and his kids along with their cousins wanted to come play in the backyard. They're were about 6 of them (: all so tiny and cute. Despite the cuteness...I'm not going to lie. I was slightly pissed and disoriented for several reasons. I was still in my pjs, I looked crappy, and I was braless... yet again. Why do I never learn? Let me just say one thing about bras: I hate them. Okay so, I greeted them all awkwardly as I showed them the toys and balls. Did I mention I looked like crap? Yeah. Then this young and fairly decent looking dad decided to strike a brief conversation with me. Excited for college? What have you been up to this summer? BLAH BLAH BLAH. I could care less about my appearance if he wasn't so darn young. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What have I done to deserve this? That is what was in my mind the whole time! I was also trying to slouch so that my chest wasn't so obvious LOL. Throw in my ridiculous half-hearted laughs and stroppy stance? Just absolutely fantastic. Thank God for his pedigree bulldog that caught his attention and made him leave me alone. As I was walking away he says: "Let's play pool when you're not so busy in a little bit?" Great... now I have to play pool and I'm not even good. Anyway I took the liberty to shower and change. When I went out I immediately told him that I was not good although I've been known to be the luckiest person when I play pool. He mustn't have believed me because he was so shocked when he witnessed me making 4 pockets in a row. We played two games as his eldest watched us. I didn't know there were so many rules. Good thing he was patient and taught me lots of stuff like I'm suppose to call which pocket the cue ball will go into everytime. He won both times but I must say that I held my own.

It was almost 8 and they were about to leave. The kids were so well-behaved. They even helped put away all the stuff. Aww :) I walked over to my mom who was playing with the bulldog. At that moment I made the biggest mistake because I called to the boxer in this loving tone and he straight-up started running towards me. I was like "Oh he looks wayyyyyyyyy too eager." Before I knew it he was jumping on me! It was obvious that he wanted me to play with him but oh man he was snapping right at my crotch! Even though I tried to mask my fear from my mom and the children, I could tell they noticed that I went 4 octaves higher... Murphy (the big bulldog pup) eventually stopped (without anyone's help!). Afterwards my neighbor and my mom chatted for a bit. I mingled with the youngins'.

That was my day and I am so thankful my crotch is still intact.

*Yeah it's cute but imagine this but 5 times bigger and trying to gnaw at your crotch.

-Elle

A Salute to Duran

(Late entry May 27, 2009)

Mother f........ather son and daughter! Only 2 days away from graduation and I can't be more screwed. My group still has to finish our Rube Goldberg Project which stands as our final in physics instead of a written one AND I have a precalc. final tomorrow...which I need to get an A on or else I won't get credit for the semester. Yeah so the possibility of getting a A on my final tomorrow...? Hmm very slim. BUT if by some miraculous act of God tomorrow I'll pass, then I'll seriously devote my life and be mother Teresa if I have to! Anything!

Complaints aside, today was the last day that I'll have periods 1 and 2 (Mr. Goudie and Mr. Duran). I'll admit that I was quite depressed. I'll sure miss my Mr. 'Gouds' and Mr. 'D'. College will be so different. (Sigh) Still I'm SO effing ready to graduate! It's not even funny. If I could I'd graduate right now. I'd graduate sooo fast that it's as if I had only one second to take all my clothes off because Henry Cavill was in front of me. Yeah that fast. Impressive I know. So anyway I had my last class with Mr. Goudie and Mr. Duran today. Naturally I had to document everything. So here we go:

Spanish class with Mr. Duran- instead of having finals he assigned us a project where we had to make a puppet show. Yeah. It was no lonely goat herder production like Sound of Music but thanks to Josh Gums' stript we survived. Throughout the presentations we were suppose to evaluate our peers and we actually had to fill out a feedback sheet. Let's just say that everyone can thank me for those 100 percents I handed out like candy.

Wait for it... okay let the incriminating videos begin

Videos 1: Josh Gums reading my entry in his yearbook. *Notice his eyes are glistening a bit? Yeah my words moved him to tears. I'm that good

Video 2: "Boat" (continuation of Josh's reaction to my sweet words)


Video 3: Sonia and eharmony *I love how Mr. Duran was right behind us. (Aww we love him and his everlasting patience for us) Who's the best students in the world?!

Video 4: Message to your future-selves

(part 1) James Moore declares his love for me

(part 2) Coosy the Silk Worm -Lyndsi Higgins hates Coosy

(part 3) Bet: will Sonia Chinikamwala maintain her lovely figure for the next 20 years?

(part 4) Josh Gums and his narcissistic self

(part 5) Wedding Montage

(part 6) I heed, I plead a warning to my love

(part 7) "I'm from the west naaaw"

(part 8) Josh Gums, his buldge, and James likes it. "it's not like I can deny it..."- Josh

After the presentations we decided to go for a stroll around school. Our very last...
:) I'm going to miss having spanish class with you guys!!!

"Thank you recycling bin"
Take that Belinda!

Top 5 on Mr. Duran's List (to assasinate)

We're so cute...but who's dumb idea was this?

(5/27/2009)

-elle

My Dangerous Love Affair With Micheal Molvik

Dedicated to Michael Molvik on his 18th Birthday,

(Michael trying to look like me awwwwww so sweet)

I've never been one to keep my feelings to myself and if you personally know me then you know exactly what I'm talking about. Two years ago in Biology class I was assigned to a seat next to this boy. He had blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. I looked at him thinking "hm he's kinda cute". Throughout the year we never said much to each other. Actually I never got the chance to because this guy was always asleep. I arrive in class everyday and he's already yawning or leaning back on his chair or his face hidden in his arms. The only thing I knew about this kid was that he sleeps... and that pretty much sums it up. I've heard him speak a couple of times but it was never more than a sentence. So in time I just figured that's how it's going to be and so I went through my sophomore year next to a fairly handsome zombie.

Anyway that year; on the last day of school I couldn't control myself much longer. I asked my good friend Lyndsi Higgins to give him a note with my number. That summer passed and still nothing. Junior year came along and other guys caught my attention. So naturally he slipped to the back of my mind. It wasn't until this year (my senior year) when I came into my econ. class the first day of school that I saw the same familiar face from long time ago. I won't deny that I wasn't excited. After all I did have that silly crush on him years ago and now that he looked more like a man...I was enticed.


In other words I was hot for Michael Molvik.


LOL
We began to talk and I was amazed on how fluent we were with each other's humor. I can say that he's one of the very few people that truly makes me laugh. I also appreciate his willingness to tell me things that other people don't particularly share with me. When he confides in me, I feel like he actually acknowledges that I'm not just this naive girl filled with silly nonsense. Yes he's a little strange sometimes and our conversations are often unseemly (haha) if not explicit. Even so it's all good-natured fun. To say the least I'm so glad that I have finally met him...awake.


So to cut this sentimental dedication short;

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!

Now for a sample of how appropriate we are;

Warning: Michael has a dirty mind and a bad influence on my pure innocent self. SOS!

Just for the record; I'm actually a wholesome, God-fearing girl, and do not act like this unless...well... when I'm with this guy HAHA Date: May 6, 2009

Time: approx. 1 30 pm
Location: Wright's U.S govt. class

It always seems like our conversations go tooooooooooooooooo far. Yeah...definitely too far. LMAO

I hope you had a fantasmic birthday!

God Bless you always.

your,

woman

P.S: You'll always be my one and only...even though you collect water bottles just to feed our kids (Alexa and Gerry) I still love you.

A Wholesome Prom 2009

My prom was last saturday (05/02/09) and it was amazing. I had a good time with my friends and surprisely my date was pleasant haha. The limo ride was fun and the food at Paesanos was delicious. At the dance...well people were "still grinding the shit out of each other" as Lorena Thomas puts it. Other than trying to avoid groin to butt contact with my date; I had a good time. I'm glad I went this year and I'm going to miss high school, but I'm soooooooo ready to get the fack out of here.

Anyway since I'm known to make my lists of highlights of any given festivity-- to avoid disappointing people (Josh Gums) here I go:

PROM HIGHLIGHTS

#1.) Pictorial with the parents before leaving for Prom;
It was funny to see the parents trying to capture every moment. I mean it felt nice to be so loved, but seriously did they expect us to know where to look at when they're like 20x of them flashing and calling our names. Basically they were in a frenzy and we were confused.

i.e:

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#2.) "Back up a little more honey"- mothers;
Yeah okay so we can all fall into the pool behind us LOL

i.e:
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#3.) "Girl-boy-Girl-boy- Alternation"
Who knew that this would take longer than expected...

i.e:

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#4.) James Moore;
In Lyndsi Higgin's words "What great actors and actresses!"
Yes I know that we don't usually get along but for the record he was a good date and he deserves a spot on Prom Highlights!

i.e:
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#5.) "Orgy in the back"
Okay so no one really listened to me and I wasn't really serious... hahaha
BUT we did have a good time in our limo. Everyone was fully clothed, straight, and sober. My mother who repeatedly said to me "No drugs, no alcohol, and do NOT have sex. Are you listening to me??" was very very happy to see me the following morning when I told her I was a good kid allllll night LOL
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#6.) Remy du Celliee singing & dancing NON-STOP;

"Sugar" - Remy

Dancing...

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#7.) Josh Gums convo:
It's very dark inside the limo and being the clumsy person I am I fell slantedly down the seats while I was trying to place my bouquet in the bouquet holder. Naturally the friction between my dress and the seats cause my dress to ride up... and not gracefully might I add. So in shock and embarassment I said:

"Whoa-oh! My dress is up my waist"
Gums: "What?"
"My dress went up hahaha"
Gums: "You did not just say your dress rode up your waist"

As he said this he shakes his infamous head shake. Also known as his "Shame on you, be-a-lady head shake"
Ohhhhhh that Josh is a gentleman and he's always looking out for us gals. What will I do without you :)
P.S: Sorry my hand wandered during the rides...um it was dark.

LMAO

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#8.) "Sonia Chinikamwala and her knife" (LOL)

...and "Hannah Zimmerman and her date!

That's...not Scott. LOL (below)

I will not elaborate but I know you know what I'm trying to say... hahahaha oh damn.

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#9.) Emily McConahey's 'GELS';

Again I will not elaborate but jebus woman how many times do we have to have a bathroom meeting before dinner?!?! LMAO

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#10.) James Moore flirting with FIRE;

So I know that we're not an item but is it really necessary that he mingles with his lovers in front of me LOL

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#11.) Memoirs of a Geisha (Grant)

alternate title: "I don't smile for anyone" -grumpy/emo Grant Ogata

In this video Jessica, Ian Strouf, Sonia, Brieana Krueger, Remy and I are all happy and stuffs. Then there is Grant. LMAO

Aw what's the matter? Why so angry Grant?

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#12.) "Ugh...something is rubbing up on me"

Yep that's what happens at dances, people are just jabbing at your personal bubble. Without noticing it you're heading towards the orgy-center where everyone is sinning, which is also where Mr. 'Atter' glows brightly with his red bleeper thing on his head. At one point my principal was just 3 feet away from me...awkward. Also at another point during the dance I spotted my date rigorously grinding on this sweet girl. LMAO It's definitely hilarious but I'd rather cut this segment short.

Kercia! We found her in the midst of bumping and touching...hahaha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

#13.) My Prom King and Queen BLUES

Yes Matt Clark is our prom king...surprise surprise. They are lucky that I had self-control because I was 5 seconds from running to the center and pushing Ms. Prom Queen away from my love.

LMAO **fun fact: Did you know that Jessica Judd was encouraging me to that?! Bad Jess!

Prom King and Queen:

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#14.) High fives all around for our Principal's Flashlight:

I just want to say that I applaud Mr. 'Atter' shinning his flashlight at those heathenous grinding monsters.

And no I'm not a prude but I'd rather keep that motion in the bedroom.

#15.) Invasion of Remy's Ride;

We all know what this means, so keep it to yourself (lol)

High five!

As for these love birds (Scott Denton and Moriah Lilienstein)

they left early! Way to go guys :P

#16.) "After the party...is the hotel lobby."

Well more like Sonia's house. Many thanks to Sonia's parents' wonderful breakfast and warm hospitality

YES! We arrived alive even though....um well you know hahahaha

On the couches betcchhh

#17.) RED;

Okay arrest me for not being careful! Leave it for Jessica Judd to inform everyone the color of my underwear LMAO! Whaaaaaaaaaat

#18.) Sonia and what she found:

Her face was 'WTF put that away'... priceless

nuff' said.

#19.) Are you Pure?

So...are you?

Hahahahahahaha

#20.) Josh Gums Convo 2.0;

So I mentioned that I watched this episode of Queer Eye where they demonstrated this Thai Massage. Anyway I mentioned this to everyone and Josh Gums volunteered for the sample. I was reluctant in giving him the massage because I was still in my dress.

Gums: "Okay...here show me"

as he lies down on the floor

Jessica Judd: "Do not do it carmelle"

Gums: "Come on"

Me: "I really can't"

Jessica Judd: "Come back here Carmelle. Sit here"

Me: "How about I give you my Grants' special oriental massage"

Sonia: "Oh the hurting him one LOL"
Me: "No...it was a legit one
Gums: "Just do something"

Being the good virtuous lady that I am I said I can't. So being butthurt he called me a tease LMAO seriously Josh?! It's okay though I ended up stepping on him which relieved stress and also cracking his back like crazy HAHAHAHAHA whoops.

#21.) R-Rated Marco Polo;

"Is this Grant?" -

Sonia and Jessica snickering because I was headed south of Grant's body...gross! No one even tried to stop it LMAO!

"Whoa there you're touching him somewhere inappropriate"- everyone sitting on the couch

"Now that I know where Remy is...here I come"

Upon removing my blind fold (Ian's tie) I spotted Remy and began game 2.

Target: That sexy french one muahahahahha

"Oh the way you're playing hard to get makes me want you more"

Sonia: "Run! Lefttttt (as she pushes me wtf I'm blindfolded woman!) You're so CLOSE just run straight!"

Sonia assisting me in cornering Remy HAHA

*If there is one person to blame it's...sonia! I love you Soniaaaa :DDD

My apologies to Grant. Come on I was blind-folded!

Well that's the end of my list :) Call me if I left anything out and send me the picture that goes along with it okaaaaaayyyy

Prom night is what girls prepare for months prior. It's the last chance for the guys to ask that special girl to the last big formal dance. Even after the stress of finding dresses, reminding our dates (James) what flowers to get, trying to find him (James) when he's always MIA...etc--- in the end we all had an awesome time together! I love being young! Afterall we are just a bunch of kids having the time of our lives with good company and great laughs. Cheers to more years of happiness!

Here are random videos throughout the night/morning:

Getting settled in the limo:

-elle

Chase

Two days ago Abi and I had a nice bonding day together. We started with a nice leisurely bike ride down the road. Everything was sunny and happy for maybe 10 minutes when out of nowhere we heard angry pitchy barking. Of course we were aware that there's a new dog on the block, but little did we know what was to come. As soon as we heard the barking; Abi and I started screaming and we quickly rode our bikes fast past the house. When we couldn't hear the barking anymore we slowed down to a stop, where Abi started to cram her ziplock baggie filled with pistachio nuts and chocolate snack down her shorts. Yeah don't ask.

"...her pockets were too small "

Pistachio nuts-chocolate shorts combo:

All of a sudden Abi started screaming in words I could not understand. I only found out what she was yelling about when a big truck was coming right behind us and I was right smack in the middle of the left lane...

I'm still alive... obviously, but Abba was certainly pissed off. So we quarreled for a bit and then we were off on our bikes once more. We rode to a certain black mailbox, which was our established end point (because there's an angry Lassie past that). On our way back we tossed the camera back and forth documenting our nice, pleasant afternoon bike ride.

It wasn't more than 5 minutes when our beautiful moment was disturbed by the same angry barking, but this time it was an ambush. All I saw was a white dog'rat Chihuahua thing running towards me and Abi! It was one fast rat. There was screaming and yelling (Abi). I'm a quiet scared person lol. Then I was pedaling soo very fast my feet couldn't keep up. At one point it was running right by my right foot! I could see Abi way ahead of me and I was left to fend for myself! I just remembered thinking to myself, "Craaaap I should've worn pants"

It felt like eternity from that house to the gates, but we made it! I looked back and the crazy white chihuahua was nowhere in sight. I made it to safety and we began to laugh nervously. Abi claimed that it was probably just a puppy, but I told her I didn't care what it was. All I know is that I'm going to kick it right in the mouth the next time I see it. We laughed nervously, acting like we were unshaken LOL

So we took a little break and Abi made mango milkshakes as a compensation for leaving me behind. We proceeded to play a little pool and danced to 'Circus' (because every time we changed the radio station in seemed to be playing that song).It was around sunset when we rode our bikes again. Naturally, after that little chase down the road; we decided to keep our route shorter (not because I'm scared, but I'd prefer to keep my legs un'gnawed) AND we avoided that house for the rest of the remaining afternoon.

Aside from a close encounter with death and nearly getting attacked by a crazy Chihuahua...I still had a lovely time with my Abigail :))

I will sure miss her when I leave for college, but I know she'll hate me for making this blog for many reasons;

1. I posted that video of her cramming nuts in her shorts

2. I posted clips of her dance moves...

3. I might've made her look like a traitor for leaving me to become chihuahua chow.

4.The NUTS IN HER SHORTS also made her seem like a big pervert.

5. I took the liberty of listing this list of things that are both embarassing and...well embarassing.

So basically I guess I better start documenting our precious moments more often haha!

I LOVE YOU ABS!