A Wholesome Prom 2009

My prom was last saturday (05/02/09) and it was amazing. I had a good time with my friends and surprisely my date was pleasant haha. The limo ride was fun and the food at Paesanos was delicious. At the dance...well people were "still grinding the shit out of each other" as Lorena Thomas puts it. Other than trying to avoid groin to butt contact with my date; I had a good time. I'm glad I went this year and I'm going to miss high school, but I'm soooooooo ready to get the fack out of here.

Anyway since I'm known to make my lists of highlights of any given festivity-- to avoid disappointing people (Josh Gums) here I go:

PROM HIGHLIGHTS

#1.) Pictorial with the parents before leaving for Prom;
It was funny to see the parents trying to capture every moment. I mean it felt nice to be so loved, but seriously did they expect us to know where to look at when they're like 20x of them flashing and calling our names. Basically they were in a frenzy and we were confused.

i.e:

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#2.) "Back up a little more honey"- mothers;
Yeah okay so we can all fall into the pool behind us LOL

i.e:
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#3.) "Girl-boy-Girl-boy- Alternation"
Who knew that this would take longer than expected...

i.e:

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#4.) James Moore;
In Lyndsi Higgin's words "What great actors and actresses!"
Yes I know that we don't usually get along but for the record he was a good date and he deserves a spot on Prom Highlights!

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#5.) "Orgy in the back"
Okay so no one really listened to me and I wasn't really serious... hahaha
BUT we did have a good time in our limo. Everyone was fully clothed, straight, and sober. My mother who repeatedly said to me "No drugs, no alcohol, and do NOT have sex. Are you listening to me??" was very very happy to see me the following morning when I told her I was a good kid allllll night LOL
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#6.) Remy du Celliee singing & dancing NON-STOP;

"Sugar" - Remy

Dancing...

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#7.) Josh Gums convo:
It's very dark inside the limo and being the clumsy person I am I fell slantedly down the seats while I was trying to place my bouquet in the bouquet holder. Naturally the friction between my dress and the seats cause my dress to ride up... and not gracefully might I add. So in shock and embarassment I said:

"Whoa-oh! My dress is up my waist"
Gums: "What?"
"My dress went up hahaha"
Gums: "You did not just say your dress rode up your waist"

As he said this he shakes his infamous head shake. Also known as his "Shame on you, be-a-lady head shake"
Ohhhhhh that Josh is a gentleman and he's always looking out for us gals. What will I do without you :)
P.S: Sorry my hand wandered during the rides...um it was dark.

LMAO

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#8.) "Sonia Chinikamwala and her knife" (LOL)

...and "Hannah Zimmerman and her date!

That's...not Scott. LOL (below)

I will not elaborate but I know you know what I'm trying to say... hahahaha oh damn.

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#9.) Emily McConahey's 'GELS';

Again I will not elaborate but jebus woman how many times do we have to have a bathroom meeting before dinner?!?! LMAO

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#10.) James Moore flirting with FIRE;

So I know that we're not an item but is it really necessary that he mingles with his lovers in front of me LOL

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#11.) Memoirs of a Geisha (Grant)

alternate title: "I don't smile for anyone" -grumpy/emo Grant Ogata

In this video Jessica, Ian Strouf, Sonia, Brieana Krueger, Remy and I are all happy and stuffs. Then there is Grant. LMAO

Aw what's the matter? Why so angry Grant?

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#12.) "Ugh...something is rubbing up on me"

Yep that's what happens at dances, people are just jabbing at your personal bubble. Without noticing it you're heading towards the orgy-center where everyone is sinning, which is also where Mr. 'Atter' glows brightly with his red bleeper thing on his head. At one point my principal was just 3 feet away from me...awkward. Also at another point during the dance I spotted my date rigorously grinding on this sweet girl. LMAO It's definitely hilarious but I'd rather cut this segment short.

Kercia! We found her in the midst of bumping and touching...hahaha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

#13.) My Prom King and Queen BLUES

Yes Matt Clark is our prom king...surprise surprise. They are lucky that I had self-control because I was 5 seconds from running to the center and pushing Ms. Prom Queen away from my love.

LMAO **fun fact: Did you know that Jessica Judd was encouraging me to that?! Bad Jess!

Prom King and Queen:

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#14.) High fives all around for our Principal's Flashlight:

I just want to say that I applaud Mr. 'Atter' shinning his flashlight at those heathenous grinding monsters.

And no I'm not a prude but I'd rather keep that motion in the bedroom.

#15.) Invasion of Remy's Ride;

We all know what this means, so keep it to yourself (lol)

High five!

As for these love birds (Scott Denton and Moriah Lilienstein)

they left early! Way to go guys :P

#16.) "After the party...is the hotel lobby."

Well more like Sonia's house. Many thanks to Sonia's parents' wonderful breakfast and warm hospitality

YES! We arrived alive even though....um well you know hahahaha

On the couches betcchhh

#17.) RED;

Okay arrest me for not being careful! Leave it for Jessica Judd to inform everyone the color of my underwear LMAO! Whaaaaaaaaaat

#18.) Sonia and what she found:

Her face was 'WTF put that away'... priceless

nuff' said.

#19.) Are you Pure?

So...are you?

Hahahahahahaha

#20.) Josh Gums Convo 2.0;

So I mentioned that I watched this episode of Queer Eye where they demonstrated this Thai Massage. Anyway I mentioned this to everyone and Josh Gums volunteered for the sample. I was reluctant in giving him the massage because I was still in my dress.

Gums: "Okay...here show me"

as he lies down on the floor

Jessica Judd: "Do not do it carmelle"

Gums: "Come on"

Me: "I really can't"

Jessica Judd: "Come back here Carmelle. Sit here"

Me: "How about I give you my Grants' special oriental massage"

Sonia: "Oh the hurting him one LOL"
Me: "No...it was a legit one
Gums: "Just do something"

Being the good virtuous lady that I am I said I can't. So being butthurt he called me a tease LMAO seriously Josh?! It's okay though I ended up stepping on him which relieved stress and also cracking his back like crazy HAHAHAHAHA whoops.

#21.) R-Rated Marco Polo;

"Is this Grant?" -

Sonia and Jessica snickering because I was headed south of Grant's body...gross! No one even tried to stop it LMAO!

"Whoa there you're touching him somewhere inappropriate"- everyone sitting on the couch

"Now that I know where Remy is...here I come"

Upon removing my blind fold (Ian's tie) I spotted Remy and began game 2.

Target: That sexy french one muahahahahha

"Oh the way you're playing hard to get makes me want you more"

Sonia: "Run! Lefttttt (as she pushes me wtf I'm blindfolded woman!) You're so CLOSE just run straight!"

Sonia assisting me in cornering Remy HAHA

*If there is one person to blame it's...sonia! I love you Soniaaaa :DDD

My apologies to Grant. Come on I was blind-folded!

Well that's the end of my list :) Call me if I left anything out and send me the picture that goes along with it okaaaaaayyyy

Prom night is what girls prepare for months prior. It's the last chance for the guys to ask that special girl to the last big formal dance. Even after the stress of finding dresses, reminding our dates (James) what flowers to get, trying to find him (James) when he's always MIA...etc--- in the end we all had an awesome time together! I love being young! Afterall we are just a bunch of kids having the time of our lives with good company and great laughs. Cheers to more years of happiness!

Here are random videos throughout the night/morning:

Getting settled in the limo:

-elle